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"You are held wise, my friend Wormtongue, and are doubtless a great support to your master." (Gandalf, "The King of the Golden Hall", The Two Towers)

"Go, Háma, and seek my own sword! Gríma has it in his keeping. Bring him to me also." (Théoden, "The King of the Golden Hall", The Two Towers)

"Your leechcraft ere long would have had me walking on all fours like a beast." (Théoden, "The King of the Golden Hall", The Two Towers)

"When all the men were dead, you were to pick yor share of the treasure, and take the woman you desire? Too long have you watched her under your eyelids and haunted her steps." (Gandalf, "The King of the Golden Hall", The Two Towers)

"Wormtongue! You need not follow him. I know of no evil you have done to me." (Frodo, "The Scouring of the Shire", Return of the King)

"Worm killed your Chief....Stabbed him in his sleep, I believe. Buried him, I hope; though Worm has been very hungry lately. No, Worm is not really nice. You had better leave him to me." (Saruman, "The Scouring of the Shire", Return of the King)

We love Gríma. Maybe it is his implied eating of hobbits. Maybe it is the greasy hair of Brad Dourif in Peter Jackson's movie. Maybe it is the way that Ralph Bakshi's Gríma was all over Théoden. One thing, however, we know for sure: Rohan would have fared much better if Éowyn had gone for the son of Galmod. (And Théoden too, come to think of it. What was all that "I entrusted him with my sword to keep" business anyway?)

Feel free to post analyses of Gríma's character, favorite book!Gríma quotes, pictures of Brad Dourif, fanfic, scary badfic worthy of itburns, suggestive positions for Gríma action figures...whatever.

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